Cheesy Jokes of the Day 🤣

[Shortie]

What did the jack-o’-lantern do when pulled over by the police?

Spilled its guts.

 

[Shortie]

What do you call a small pepper in the fall?

A little chili.

 

[Shortie]

Why did the tree have to go to work every day this fall?

Because he couldn’t get any autumn leaves.

 

[Shortie]

The four seasons were arguing about which of them was the best.

Winter says, “Snow is beautiful, and you can build snowmen. Don’t forget Christmas! Everyone loves Christmas!”

Spring laughs. “Sure, but come springtime, everything is so fresh and new! All the new flowers and blooms, it can’t get much better than that!”

Summer laughs even harder. “Yes, but I am undoubtedly the overall best season! No school, beach vacations, ice cream, nice weather. You can’t top that! What about you autumn, what do you have to offer?”

Autumn leaves.

 

[Shortie]

What’s James Bond’s favourite autumn drink?

Pumpkin spy-ce latte