Cheesy Jokes of the Day 🤣

[Shortie]

An apple a day really can keep the doctor away … but only if you aim it well.

 

[Shortie]

Did you hear they arrested the devil? Yeah, they got him on possession.

 

[Shortie]

What did one DNA say to the other DNA? “Do these genes make me look fat?”

 

[Shortie]

What’s the best way to burn 1000 calories? Leave the pizza in the oven.

 

[Shortie]

Why are the Irish so wealthy? Because their capital is always Dublin.

 

[Shortie]

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer?

She kept running away from the ball!

 

[Shortie]

What do you call an angry carrot?

A steamed veggie.

 

[Shortie]

What would bears be without bees?

Ears.

 

[Shortie]

RIP, boiling water.

You will be mist.

 

[Kyng]

Why are the Irish so wealthy? Because their capital is always Dublin.

I've heard another variation of this one before:

"Why are there so many people in Ireland? Because the population keeps Dublin".

However, the island of Ireland still has a smaller population than it did before the 1845-47 potato famine, so perhaps your version of the joke is more applicable!

 

[Shortie]

What do sprinters eat before they race?

Nothing. They fast.

 

[Shortie]

What do you call a pig that practices karate?

A pork chop.

 

[Shortie]

What do sea monsters eat?

Fish and ships.

 

[Shortie]

I ordered a chicken and an egg online.

I’ll let you know what comes first.

 

[Shortie]

What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

 

[Shortie]

What do sprinters eat before they race?

Nothing. They fast.

 

[Shortie]

What’s Forrest Gump’s password?

1forrest1.

 

[Shortie]

What do you call a pig that practices karate?

A pork chop.

 

[Shortie]

What did one wall say to the other?

"I'll meet you at the corner."

 

[Shortie]

What do you call a sad strawberry?

A blueberry!