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Cheesy Jokes of the Day 🤣
- Thread starter Shortie
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Did you hear they arrested the devil? Yeah, they got him on possession.
What did one DNA say to the other DNA? “Do these genes make me look fat?”
What’s the best way to burn 1000 calories? Leave the pizza in the oven.
Why are the Irish so wealthy? Because their capital is always Dublin.
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She kept running away from the ball!
She kept running away from the ball!
What do you call an angry carrot?
A steamed veggie.
A steamed veggie.
What would bears be without bees?
Ears.
Ears.
RIP, boiling water.
You will be mist.
You will be mist.
I've heard another variation of this one before:
"Why are there so many people in Ireland? Because the population keeps Dublin".
However, the island of Ireland still has a smaller population than it did before the 1845-47 potato famine, so perhaps your version of the joke is more applicable!
What do sprinters eat before they race?
Nothing. They fast.
Nothing. They fast.
What do you call a pig that practices karate?
A pork chop.
A pork chop.
What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
Fish and ships.
I ordered a chicken and an egg online.
I’ll let you know what comes first.
I’ll let you know what comes first.
What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.
The elf-abet.
What do sprinters eat before they race?
Nothing. They fast.
Nothing. They fast.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password?
1forrest1.
1forrest1.
What do you call a pig that practices karate?
A pork chop.
A pork chop.
What did one wall say to the other?
"I'll meet you at the corner."
"I'll meet you at the corner."
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry!
A blueberry!
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