Hello/Goodbye/General Chat thread

[Gytix]

I can get fake Beats, smuggled in from the south and sold on the border beside my house! Ill hook you guys up for an extortionate a fee.

 

[Martee]

Bitch please, mine are £8.

 

[Southern Comfort]

Let me put on my hipster glasses...

So have you all brought your MacBook with Retina Display over to Starbucks and looked at everybody over your shoulder and scarf and thought, "Fucking mainstreamers..." while smoking your own rolled cigarettes and listening to indie music?

 

[Martee]

Bitch please, I use bootcamp.

 

[Southern Comfort]

Bitch please, I use bootcamp.

That's so mainstream.

 

[Gytix]

I make my own clothes and instead of aftershave, I use my manly musk.

 

[Southern Comfort]

I make my own clothes and instead of aftershave, I use my manly musk.

You can not withstand my manly musk.

 

[Gytix]

You can not withstand my manly musk.

Nothing beats the smell of moonshine and dip.

 

[Southern Comfort]

Nothing beats the smell of moonshine and dip.

The panties come off when I walk in the room. "Is that Moonshine and dip? OMG"

 

[Martee]

I hate my life now.

 

[Southern Comfort]

I hate my life now. :unhappy:

Why?

And unfortunately, with that I am gone til Friday. Dark Knight Rises tomorrow and I hope the line doesn't start too early otherwise I will DIE. So yeah, don't miss me too much... gytix

 

[Martee]

My heart breaks a little more have fun southern and I hate life because I have to do a 9-5. From the 23rd until the 12thmaugust then I am away for three weeks somless and less Guru

 

[Gytix]

N'aaww.. Just quit your job.; stick it to the man bro!
I'll try and comfort you in your time of need, as obviously Southern thinks Batman is more important than you. (He kind is but I cant go to see it. Plus I'm also heading out to work for the day so you'll be alone)

 

[Martee]

Hey there Gytix , good time at work? It is a voluntary position so I won't be quitting it, haha. Although I can, I am offering my services to my college in a charitable way (As I know much more than them >_>)

 

[Gytix]

Hands are cut to pieces.. lifting blocks and mixing cement all day for no money.. Dads forcing me to help him build our garage.

What you doing for them anyways?

 

[Martee]

Hands are cut to pieces.. lifting blocks and mixing cement all day for no money.. Dads forcing me to help him build our garage.

What you doing for them anyways?

Ooo forced labour, surely that is illegal...tell your dad you'll take him to court unless he pays <3
Essentially I am both a marketing intern (So I can learn hax0r tips for here) but also a student liaison between the students & college management. I will also be managing the college blog, interviewing staff members and all that jazz. Busy -.-

 

[Gytix]

Ooo forced labour, surely that is illegal...tell your dad you'll take him to court unless he pays <3
Essentially I am both a marketing intern (So I can learn hax0r tips for here) but also a student liaison between the students & college management. I will also be managing the college blog, interviewing staff members and all that jazz. Busy -.-

I wish I could run my schools website, it's such a badly run website and I could bring in like 2 million quid revenue or something! :ilike:

 

[Martee]

I wish I could run my schools website, it's such a badly run website and I could bring in like 2 million quid revenue or something! :ilike:

May I present to you, our blog page. http://www.herewardcollege.blogspot.co.uk/ <-- Now you see why I stepped up to the mark and offered to redesign that + reinvigorate it.

I know your feel though. <3

 

[Gytix]

May I present to you, our blog page.http://www.herewardcollege.blogspot.co.uk/ <-- Now you see why I stepped up to the mark and offered to redesign that + reinvigorate it.

I know your feel though. <3

My eyes hurt.
Da fuq was that shit?!

 

[Martee]

EXACTLY! And they think of it as a viable external marketing tool so I was like..srs bro? Let me do this shit. So I mocked up a sexy redesign and now I have to code it on a blogging platform they havent decided what to use yet. >_>