Step One: Wal into the bathroom without opening the door and pee on the floor while having a fart
Step Two, flush the toilet after using newspaper as paper, and then clean the blood off the floor and pull your clothing up to your head
Step three: move to the tap turn and turn the tap on and wait till boiling hot, put two litres of soup on her hands and feet and wash them till the skin comes off. turn off and rinse
step four, call 911