Bucket Lists

[Southern Comfort]

What do you want to do before you kick the bucket. Pretty much a list before you die, pretty grim but everyone should have one.

1) Have sex with a Midget
2) Have sex with two Midgets
3) Start my own business (should be crossing that off soon...)
4) Learn how to play the guitar better (I blow haha)
5) Win Russian Roulette
6) Try every chewing tobacco flavor (getting close!)
7) Walk from the Midwest to the West coast then back around to the East Coast on foot. Pretty much Forrest Gump it.
8) Stay awake for 72 hours straight.
9) Have a full blown orgy with nothing but women and me. And a midget.
10) Write a full bucket list.

Some lame ones I just came up with, I'll probably add to it as I get older.

 

[Martee]

You seem to have a fascination with little people. ;o

 

[Southern Comfort]

You seem to have a fascination with little people. ;o

Absolutely. I've had sex with skinny girls, fat girls, tall girls, small girls (get your mind out of the gutter) but never have I had the chance to have sex with a midget. It would be a magical experience as I would spin her like a top while doing the deed. :')

 

[Gytix]

Absolutely. I've had sex with skinny girls, fat girls, tall girls, small girls (get your mind out of the gutter) but never have I had the chance to have sex with a midget. It would be a magical experience as I would spin her like a top while doing the deed. :')

1. Create a successful site
2. Get a Mustang 1967
3. Cycle around the Tour de France route
4. Move to LA and cycle around the Americas
5. Open an Irish pub/niteclub/brothel in LA
6. 2x orgy within a month
7. Join the French Foreign Legion, Irish Army Ranger Wing or the Navy Seals.
8. Sprint onto the pitch in a World Cup final in my Irish jersey, get the ball, score and then sprint out of the stadium never to be seen again.
9. Travel to space.
10. Fuck a midget.

 

[Nemo]

2) Have sex with two Midgets

Lol threesome with midgets, good luck with that.

 

[Southern Comfort]

Lol threesome with midgets, good luck with that.

I'm going to have the last laugh when I am indeed in a three way with two midgets.

 

[TheBrutux168]

Bump.

1. Get my blog famous
2. Go to Japan

 

[Xyphien]

1. Have a successful site
2. Open up a local business
3. Writer a novel that is known well
4. Do something other than sit down and stare at the computer for hours (Most likely will never happen)
5. Fall in love Nah, I'll go with having sex with a midget.
6. Own a huge site with more than half a million people on it.
7. Offord a hosting plan able to hold more than half a million people.
8. Possibly make my own host that can hold half a million people.
9. Cross off 8.
10. Do a full parkour run through the whole city of Detroit without being shot, mugged, killed, shot again, beat, punched, hit by a car, falling over, dying, killed, comatose, killed, or dying.

 

[xpl0iter]

1. Lambo gallardo
2. Sexy ass chick
3. A world tour
4. Death without pain

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[Sam1]

Everything comes after sexy chick.... That would be the "real" no. one.
1. Make a billion dollars
2. Play in a pro tennis tournament.
3. Beat a grandmaster in chess.
4. Debate a famous person on tele on something of importance.
5. Learn Guitar.
6. Make a better version of the eragon movie.

 

[Southern Comfort]

I love how everyone hopped aboard the midget train. :')

 

[Gytix]

I love how everyone hopped aboard the midget train. :')

Go midget, or go home!

 

[Martee]

You people scare me.