Honestly bro, it's really handy.
Picture a scenario where you're at a construction site, it's quarter to six and you're ~15m up an extension ladder smashin the last few nails in along the fascia —💥— all hell breaks loose and almost as if in slow mo you helplessly watch in despair as the final two nails vanish into the long grass below.
This most unfortunate situation would seem hopeless—were it not for the trendiest fashion trend that ever tren..trended..🤔...trendededed,...🙃...ignore that, let's move on, so you're up that ladder, dropped 'em nails, a true Thanos moment i'm sure we can all agree,... except Thanos was unaware of the advanced super trendy nippy-nails, or as i coined myself—just now 🤭 "i can't believe those are technipply nails".
Again B-B—💥OOM!...[fabric tearing noises]
Meanwhile across the street passersby notice the dude flailing about up that ladder,...they all rush to help coz for reals yo it looks like you are about to fall,...😂...but no, you're a bonafide genius.
All 'em passersby finally reach the ladder and collectively think in unison for some reason - "damn, we were totally gonna swipe his wallet"—just as bits of sweaty clothes begin gracefully drifting earthward immediately exploding on contact with ummm,...i dunno, grass, no mutant grass,... there's explosions, peeps fleeing every which way, it's total chaos at this stage man—when suddenly all that craziness is rudely interrupted by a hammering sound...
...even the exploding grass pauses, turning attention upwards to see some half naked builder packin 1 nipple nail,...oh he just pulled it out, he's a regular builder now,...sorry guys & gals those were the last of the nipples nails, there are no more in existence, they're officially extinct.
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Join us next week for the all new chainsaw nips, it's bloody terrifying and ya definitely won't wanna miss that.
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