What are the two things you’d like to ask your pet?

[Dead2009]

If im asking my cat it's "why do you always sit on my shoulder like a damn parrot" and "whats your obsession with clawing at a table?"

 

[Ravenfreak]

I would love to ask my cat why he unravels the toilet paper if he gets stuck in the bathroom and also why he bothers going in the bathroom when there's no one in there to let him out lol. We have a hole in the wall underneath our sink in the bathroom where a pipe goes through and he manages to get in the bathroom from that hole unless we put something in front of the cabinets lol.

 

[Shortie]

Unfortunately, we lost Smokey our family pet in July 2022 and she is missed greatly but thinking back to the things she used to do and being able to go back and be given the chance to ask her any questions, they would have to be

"Why were you yelling every night looking for me when you knew I would be in bed"

"Why did you always used to enjoy sitting at the top of the stairs and staring at us in the living room, it was a little creepy!"